Friday, October 9, 2009

Desperate times calls for desperate measures....

Darn! my ipod's battery is empty again.after 2 hours of aimless and pointless surfing,I started on this post.And oh yeah! u guessed right.Am at office right now when i start this post.
As i stare at the monitor trying to unravel the mysteries hidden in the code written by my team-mate , I start to drift off. My mind is getting a bit loopy after the effort to understand the whiles and the fors. I want to complete that program.no.I want to write some kinda,any kind of program(en aarvathai nenacha enake aachiriyama iruku),thats why i am going to post the rest of the post in an algo format.read according to the algo.bear with me please.


//program to find your movie taste
step 1: if you are a vijay fan, skip to step 12.

step 2: initialize variables romance, comedy,thriller,drama,action,iduku_saagalam to zero.

step 3:if you are favourite movies is/are (thirupaachi || sivakaasi || thirumalai || tamizhan || pudhiya_geethai)
{increment iduku_sagalaam .
print "you are in denial.you are a vijay fan.i told you to goto step 12".skip to step 12.}

step 4:if you are favourite movies is/are (notting_hill || pretty_woman || walk_to_remember || notebook || casablanca || dil_se || alaipayuthe)
increment romance,drama.

step 5:if your favourite movies is/are (diehard || rambo || terminator)
increment action

step 6:if your favourite movies is/are (shawshank || forrest_gump || green_mile || godfather || iruvar)
increment drama

step 7:if your favourite movies is/are (vertigo || psycho || saw || others || nooraavadhu_naal) increment thriller,drama

step 8:if your favourite movies is/are (scarymovie || bruce_almighty || click || 50_first_dates)
increment comedy

step 9:if your favourite movies is/are(ghost || she's_the_man || His_girl_friday || 50_first_dates ) increment romance,comedy.


step 10:if (iduku_saagalam_count > 0) {"You are not LISTENING.read according to the program.you need psychiatric help. you are at the risk of committing suicide.you were once a deadly virus spreading across the state.but now you think u shouldnt have born. Your kind of have become an endangered species.very soon you will be seen only in museums.of course, what can you expect for the sin of being a vijay fan." skip to step 12.}


step 11:"your favourite movie genre is" (maximum_of(all counter variables).counter_name)

step 12: "bye.have a nice day. ".terminate program.

PS: couldnt resist to share a vijay sms.
vijay is the finance minister. Before the day of budget,he submits the budget plan.PM finds it out to be a exact copy of AP budget plan. he asks vijay,"WTF".vijays calmly responds,"it was a hit in AP.it will be a hit in tamil also". Thalapathy rocks.

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